What do you buy your baby sister for her birthday when she reaches almost a certain age?
I guess you could buy her flowers? They generally go off in a week not like nature… but they show you care?
You could buy her a new car but then she got one of those 7 years ago, so that would be a tad extravagant?
So how about an Ostrich egg from Greendale so she can make a nice, healthy breakfast for her and maybe half the street?
My wife seemed to think it a bit of a naff idea but hey, it’s the thought that counts… apparently you are suppose to think how the person might feel who you’re buying it for… have you ever heard such nonsense 😉